ravenskye8 (ravenskye8) wrote,

Well, that was interesting...

How not to brush your teeth, in 14 easy steps:

Step 1: Decide in order to save time while getting ready for bed, to brush your teeth while taking a shower.

Step 2: Apply toothpaste to toothbrush...

Step 3: ...pick up toothpaste tube from floor of shower...

Step 4: Apply toothpaste to toothbrush...

Step 5: ...pick up toothbrush from floor of shower...

Step 6: ...clean toothpaste off breasts, they are already clean and need no further attention...

Step 7: Successfully apply toothpaste to toothbrush!

Step 8: Brush teeth.

Step 9: Rinse toothbrush.

Step 10: Cup hands and collect water for rinsing.

Step 11: Bring hands to mouth to rinse...

Step 12: ...forcefully enough that water splashes into mouth, into eyes, and up nose...

Step 13: Sputter, cough, blow nose, wipe off face.

Step 14: Stand there and marvel that you are probably the only human capable of drowning themselves in the shower while standing upright...

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i did this ONE time. similar results. did NOT repeat.
*has done similarly weird things to self in the shower*